Herman Chiropractic
Monthly Newsletter
June 2003
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Dear Friends:
| No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. | |
| When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let Mom brush your hair. | |
| If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. | |
| Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. | |
| Whether he's real or not, you should believe in the tooth fairy if you like money. | |
| You can't trust dogs to watch your food. | |
| Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. | |
| Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. | |
| Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. | |
| Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time. | |
| School lunches stick to the wall. | |
| Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
In Good Health;
Larry Herman, DC
Shanon Holcomb, DC
Jim McDermott, DC
Steve Waters, DC
Russ Smith, DC
Jan Herman, DC
Chris Morgenstern, DC
Joe Dragonette, DC
Chris Hartley, DC